Kid Rock’s hair may be agoraphobic, as it is rarely let loose from under one of his many hats. Therefore the only logical conclusion is that his hair either has an aversion to light or it simply prefers the darkness of hat coverage. Either way, we can also say Kid Rock has cool rockstar hair.
Kid Rock’s Hair Is Scared
Kid Rock’s hair may be agoraphobic, as it is rarely let loose from under one of his many hats. Therefore the only logical conclusion is that his hair either has an aversion to light or it simply prefers the darkness of hat coverage. Either way, we can also say Kid Rock has cool rockstar hair.
